The House Of Lungula: The First Kenyan Sex Movie

The House Of Lungula which is the first Kenyan sex movie is set to hit the screen anytime. The movie is very homorous and features weird sexual habits of Kenyans. Some of the expected actors in the movie include; Ian Mbugua of TPF, Sheila Kwamboka (former BBA contestant), Nice Githinji and Sarah Hassan. this is one movie to look out for. 

With Ian there, we know that nothing will be left to chance. Enjoy behind-the-scenes snapshots of making the film;

The Best And The Fastest Cars The World

My friends have been boggling me with questions about the best cars in the world. Most of them either want to know which the best cars in the world are or which the fastest cars in the world are. It is out of that that I decided to write a small post on the topic.

To begin with, it is important for me to state that I am not fascinated by modern cars. Just like the way I like my women, I like classic and/or vintage cars – cars made before 1990 will do for me. My favorites are the 1986 Mercedes 123 and the 1984 Volvo 240 series. The cars are solid, authentic and full of tradition…. Also, the cars come in the legendary ‘boxy’ design that I find alluring. It is for this reason that my 240 is customized with the names ‘The Beast’. It is truly a beast on the road as it comes loaded with a 3500cc engine that can give American muscle cars a run for their money. The  other thing is that the car is long lasting; I will probably be driving it when vision 2030 will be a reality in some 17 years or so to come – at that time, all my friends’ modern, state-of-the-art  carbon fiber cars will have long been written-off. 

Back to modern cars; most people asking me about the best sport cars do it because of curiosity. I do not think that they can be able to purchase them going by their current financial situation. The last time I checked one of them was driving a 1992 Nissan b12 (a car that would cost about Ksh 120,000 at the current market value) it is only out of curiosity or fantasy that  such a guy could be inquiring about a Ferrari F430 machine that costs well over Ksh 60,000,000!... I mean, if they were driving a Cadillac Escalade like Macdonald Mariga, their enquiries could be justified.

I groped through the internet and came up with a list of the cars that I think are both the best and affordable for Averagely Wealthy Kenyan to purchase. Sport cars are not made for every Dick and Harry on the street. These cars are NOT meant for those who are a disappointment to their parents!!!

Let’s look at some of the cars that I came across below;
 

Alfa Romeo Brera - An all wheel drive coup that is very comfortable and powerful. It look great too!!

A BMW Z4 - a rear wheel drive coup

This is a Bugatti Veyron - It is the fastest car in the world that hits a top speed of 407km/h. This car costs almost $2m (about Ksh 170 million) before tax... with this car, you could be paying insurance premiums of over Ksh 10 million per year.

Ferrari 599 Gtb

Pontiac Solstice

Pontiac Solstice Inside

Jaguar Xf

Range Rover Sport

Chevrolet Covette

Alfa Romeo Brera that comes with Lamborghini doors! this one is affordable as it costs about Ksh 4 million.

 Rolls Royce Phantom

Saab Phoenix

Range Rover Vogue

Horror In Nairobi - Nyeri Matatu: A Sad Story

When I boarded the matatu headed for my rural home in Nyeri that fateful day in 2012, it never crossed my mind that there was such great horror ahead for me and the other female passengers in that vehicle.


If anything, it had been very reassuring that a thorough search had been carried out on all passengers prior to our boarding the matatu at the popular Nyamakima bus stage, in downtown Nairobi. Matatu-jackings had become too common and this precaution was very re-assuring because it meant that there was nobody onboard carrying a gun.

The journey was uneventful until we were a few kilometres from reaching our destination. A very young man that you would never suspect who was seated at the front of the Nissan minibus next to the driver asked the driver to drop him off at a very dark remote place on the main road. It sounded like a reasonable request. After all it was now dark and it made sense for somebody to be dropped off as close as possible to where they were going, although the place was so dark that it didn't look like anybody lived anywhere close by for miles around.

The moment the vehicle stopped there was a commotion at the back and three other young men (they couldn't have been more than 19 years old) emerged brandishing guns.

I was seated around the middle of the matatu and I froze in horror and went numb. Everything started happening in a hallucinatory way, like it was happening to somebody else or in a movie. There had been a total of 4 car-jackers in the matatu. They took over the vehicle and drove off the main road into the bush for several minutes. We finally stopped in what appeared to be a small clearing.

They proceeded to swiftly rob passengers of all their valuables at gunpoint. Wallets, mobile phones and all sorts of valuables were all put inside a makeshift sack they had fashioned from several shirts belonging to passengers. But the nightmare was only just beginning.

All passengers were then asked to strip naked and our clothes put in a heap. We stood there shivering out of fright and the chilly night air. We were then ordered at gun point to have sex with each other. I saw at least two of the gangsters also involved in the rape of passengers but they used condoms, which were also later recovered from the scene of the crime by the police.

At least two people penetrated me. One an elderly man who was stinking of sweat. It was all too horrible to imagine, let alone be involved in. It continued for what looked like forever. Finally we realized that the gangsters had left (with our clothes as well, so that it was difficult for us to seek help).

My normal senses started returning to me and I had these terrible feelings that are difficult to describe. I felt filthy and violated, there was deep fear in me. What would my husband say? Had I contracted AIDS? It was a horror that did not leave me and will probably never leave me completely.

Even today I can't bring myself to talk about it. This experience of writing it down is the first time I have really described it in any detail.

I have never gone for an AIDS test to date, although we were all treated at the district hospital and given medication. I am no longer with my husband as result of this incident although he supports our children. I have no idea how the guns were never discovered in the search carried out prior to the beginning of our journey.

Why Wazungus Like Having Sex With Kenyan Girls

Kenyan sex, or simply sex in Kenya or if u prefer Kenya sex, is a hot topic among sex tourist in Kenya.  Hey i decided to write this storo coz its real and all ladies who have done it can attest to the facts.

First, and don’t try to deny this, u have seen those jung’us with Kenyan girls. Have u ever seen a jungu with Akinyi mwenye rasa imefika westie mwili ikiwa tao? Why? Thin Kenyan girls do know how to screw n do the magical Kenyan sex.

Second reason why jung’us love those thin Kenyan ladies is because, most sex tourists in Kenya have weird sexual behaviors. Most of the guys love kunfungua boot. They say sex in Kenya is special coz most of those Kenyan girls hawajawahi funguliwa boot…( but ladies if u ever have been funguliwa, share with us, ama jamaa kama unafunguanga, share it here).
 

So the thin Kenyan girls when they stay doggy style, n they bend forward, the ass opens wide n the mzungu is able to have a clear view of her ass as well as clear penetration of her asshole……if ushawahi manga dame ako narasa kubwa, doggy style, u understand what am saying. Ni ngumu sana kuingiza dicki hata kwa senye.
 

Another reason, and am saying this out of experience with karumaindo mapoko na three aden mapoko, Kenyan girls have a unique way of screaming that makes the guy fuck even harder……though at times poko anafikiria juu ya rent. You see, sex in Kenya is special, atleast to the white guys. They Kenyan girls will scream n thank you a million times for fucking them.
 

By the way the poko I fucked from karumaindo had asked me niongeze mia moja apige dulu kabisa.
The other reason is that, Kenyan sex is cheap. What with 5 dollars, considering the inflation, that is 500 bob, unkula senye mpaka morning. One guy was quoted saying….kenya sex the best. He was an italiano.
There is one Kenyan girl who told me they were fucked 2 ladies by one guy coz he was paying each 5,000. This Kenyan girl from the village had nothing to loose n everything to gain for being one of the supplier of Kenyan sex to sex tourists.
She told me this guy swallowed some tabs before they engaged him. Oooh boy….they guy wakati alisimamisa, he went for like 5hrs bila kumwaga. This ladies were at first enjoying but kutoka kitu 2hrs, hahahaha considering each 1hr, they were screaming in pain.
 

The guy alindunga mkundu, then he is fucking like ako na vibrator kwa mgongo….chachachachachacha….jamaa hachoki na hamwagi….akiona huyu ameumia, anakuanya anaingia dame 2…..kuma for lubrication then mkundu…….the girls could not put up n one fainted. Then the guy had put a tape recorder on n he was recorking the whole Kenyan sex movie. Mennnnnn what a fuck
 

So if u hear ur sis ama cuzo ama any Kenyan girl ako na mzungu….chances are that, she can withstand high velocity anal fuck than u can fuck an old mamas pussy.
Enjoy Kenyan sex, love sex in Kenya.

Sad Flashback: The Samuel Wanjiru Story

That the great athlete is dead is sad and unfortunate but there is an emerging theory about the nature and the health status of the late athlete.

Samuel Kamau Wanjiru was HIV-positive. detailed emerging from Nyahururu indicate that wanjiru used to patronise a local bar called, maggy's place where he used to 'keep' a barmaid by the name Njeri.

Njeri had moved to Nyahururu from Nanyuki where she was a prostitute. She is said to have been a known prostitute among the british and kenyan solders and she was infected with Aids. Before moving out of Nanyuki, she did conceive a baby who later died due to complications from AIDs. When she became the laughing stork of other prostitutes and area residents she moved to Nyahururu town.

Unknown to other people, she became very ill after the death of her child and she moved to her rural home in Molo where she started ARV regime. Within no time, she regained her health and she moved to Nyahurur. Due to her beauty, she hooked up with a prominent farmer in Nyahururu who 'kept' her and started the pub for her. . Its said u cannot teach an old dog new tricks. The lady continued with her evil ways of prostitution and one of her clients happened to be Samuel Kamau Wanjiru. 

As now has been confirmed the trend, Samuel Kamau does not know what a condom is or never got to know about it. He had her bare and paid a hefty sum. They used to be together for close to 7 months before they broke up.

Later Kamau realised he was HIV-positive. He could not beleive it and thats how he went berserk, acquired a gun because he thought everybody wanted him dead. The bitterness eat him through and vowed to revenge and infect as many women as he could.

Its said in a night, Kamau would fuck 3 different women. Samuel was also considerate to his young family. He did not want to nifect her wife Njeri and that's why he stopped having sex with her, so that she could bring up their kids. The wife never realised that because he never disclosed to her he was HIV positive.
May God rest his sould in peace!!!!

Photos Of Celestine - The Girl Caught Having Bestiality Sex With A Dog In Mombasa (THE DOGFUCKERS CLUB)

What is bestiality? Bestiality is the act of engaging in sexual activities with animals such as dogs, horses, cows and even hens. In other words, humans having sex with domestic or wild animals!!! This is what Celestine Nekesa Sitati, a business communication student at Mombasa Polytechnic did- she was caught having sex with a dog in Mombasa, Kenya while filming a pornography movie for only Ksh 3000...LADIES, imagine that! Ksh 3000 for parting your legs for a dogs dick!.. That's what I call AMICUS DOGGIE.. Doesn't she know that such a canine can go bonkers and bite off her privates!!!

Mark you, there are boys at Mombasa polytechnic who had ombad her those VITUs na akawanyima... Halafu anapea Mbwa????? think of it, she will be a wife to some guy one day and a mother to some innocent child one day

Kama tutakuwa tunapigania senye na maumbwa koko kwa mtaa.. wacha ikae. Amwagiwe na doggy tena umkatie, wacha ikae. ikae kabisa.

Also, if your girlfriend has a dog as a pet and you have once suspected her of cheating... you have my prayers... I'm  not thinking what you're thinking...

Beware of the sexy college girls you meet on the street... Maybe she spent last night with a dog, horse or even a pig.. she might be a member of THE DOGFUCKERS CLUB.

As I conclude, I am shrieking as I imagine what would be the result after 9 or so months. (Taking gestation period of a dog + human then divide by two... to estimate when to expect results). I don't want to imagine but bitch... ohh sorry I'm wrong... bitch's mother please. This might be you after 9 months... I'm just saying..sorry again.. imagining...

Hope these girls took some pills before the act coz clearly, dogs don't wear rubber!... or we might be in for some more horrifying drama at some maternity later!

Revealed: The Names Of 11 Mombasa Polytechnic Students Who Were Filmed Having Sex With A Dog

These 11 Girls and a tourist were arrested at Mamba Apartment in Mombasa while filming a pornographic film. Part of the scene involved sexual acts with a dog. They are currently under arrest as pornography is illegal in Kenya.

Tourist:

Christopher Clement Weisssenrieder - Swedish national who was caught filming the girls.

Kenyan girls: Chunga usione jina la manzi wako... wala la siz wako... wala la jirani yako.... wala la classmate wako... wala la church choir member mwenzako!!! you can see their sexy PHOTOS HERE

1. Janet Akoth Omollo.

2. Mercy Waithera Karanja.

3. Mary Nyambura Kimani.

4. Magdaline Wairimu Chege.

5. Celestine Nekesa Sitati

6. Dorcus Melishah Indakwa.

7. Lydia Nyaboke Momanyi.

8. Philidelia Mawia Solomon.

9. Anne Wanjiku Gichuki

10. Celilia Nzambi Katuku

11. Joyce Wacuka